please note: the title of this post is slated to become the title of my first book. yes, i plan to write one. i've been planning on it since i was 18. if you like the title and decide to steal it for your own selfish purposes, i will find you and assist God in allowing you to "reap what you sowed". by "you" i am not referring to all 5 of my regular readers (thank God for family and friends). i AM referring to the throngs of others, who tune in daily because of my quick-witted humor and endlessly laughable antics. even though you don't ever comment, i know you're out there.
in case you cannot tell, i do have a bit of a headache.
and, yes, i am on drugs. (the very nice..yet very legal kind).