"come on, baby, daddy needs a touchdown"
"give me an I-N-T"
"oh, you dumb-arse!!!" (while throwing the remote control across the room)
"sweet jesus, help me out"
thank God for DVR. because without it, my husband would have no idea that i am actually sitting right next to him.
the funny thing....i just looked over to see that jer is attempting to read dostoevsky's crime and punishment...WHILE CONTINUALLY CHECKING HIS FANTASY SCORE! look, i know i can't compete with dostoevsky...but dostoevsky AND football...at the same time??!!
i might as well be single.