the thing i didn't realize about maternity swimsuits (even though i did try it on in the dressing room) is that they are cut "way down to here". i'm sure the theory is to draw the eye up...to the chest...so that the eye won't notice the rest of me.
"accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative". that's the saying, right?
well, i'm not so sure, at this point in my pregnancy, that my chest is a positive. my husband, on the other hand, is quite sure.
too much information, i know. but i'm certain you understand exactly what i'm talking about. i mean, what is it with men, anyway? (that's an entirely different post...so i'll get back to the topic at hand).
swimsuit purchasing criteria:
cute? i think so
comfortable? yes, actually, it's one of the most comfortable swimsuits i've ever owned
modest? well, not so much.
especially given the fact that my new measurement is a G.
yes, you read that correctly. i apologize if this declaration made you spit out your coffee...all over your computer screen.
G.
as in Gynormus.
all i can say is...my cup certainly runneth over.
7 comments:
wowsers!
Ha Ha Ha....!!!!! Hilarious post.
I'm laughing over here.
Hilarious yes! I was hoping to see a picture of you in the swimsuit! My SIL is similar to you, but me, I am happy with my great big "B" Cup while pregnant. Now, I don't think they even make a size for me...something closer to a "trainer". Sad.
hee-hee...
you're funny. I'm glad you got to swim though!!!
I like the suit and I'm sure you look amazing in it. (:
Did Harrison have fun?
You grow girl! Oh, I mean - you go girl! Whoo hoo to the only positive body change in pregnancy (apart from that cute preggers belly of course!).
Rach
I wish I could have thought of a pun as cool as Rachel's.
at least yours are similar in size to each other. me, not so much
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