so, turns out, it's not just a simple diaper rash. it's a yeast infection. which is now spreading all over harrison's body. i am home from work today because harrison needs to have his diaper changed every hour, complete with air-drying the tooshie and applying the appropriate ointment (depending on what i find when i change the diaper). also, he needs to be bathed in baking soda and water three times a day. followed by another "air-dry" and ointment application. seriously.
needless to say, my little "get-away" (which really was NOT a get-away by any stretch) is now LONG GONE.