the scene: while shopping in my favorite store, target, with two boys who have crazy afternoon energy; one boy is hanging out of the shopping cart basket while the other boy is wiggling and jiggling the cart until i just could not take it anymore!
me: harrison, would you please stop shaking the cart? you are driving me crazy.
harrison: mommy, that's what little kids are for!
let's all say it together now....lord help me.